‘From the desk of Shaykh Waswas al-Wahhabi, in Riyadh…’

Can’t you tell it is a joke!

You should have read Waswas’ fetwa on the morning after pill.

My Fatwa of the week : untalented douche bags should refrain from feeble attempts at sarcasm. I’m all for humor but this was lame.

that’s right Muslims. Make fun of your religion.

Are y’all Bonkers????

1. She made the joke.

2. Ad Hominem vulgar heckling, nice. I saw your mother outside a bar last night, she was wearing army boots, and she had a douche-bag with her. It was the cheap kind you get at the drug store, you know the big rubber ones you reuse? Yeah, she was using it as a beer bong. Yeah, your heckle was about that funny dude.

3. We’re not supposed to have a sense of humor about ourselves? Are you a Wahhabi or a non-Muslim for whom we are to peform our Islam in a just-so way?

What’s scary is how well you can reproduce salafist discourse in parts of your fatwa, especially the parts about the “Arab Muslim nation”. I do that to people too, only I keep it a little too real and word later gets back to me that they thought I was the most fundamentalist in the area, just my appearance with trousers past my ankles and a goatee and not a full beard throws them off balance. Yup, its scary all right. Are you a burned out salafi like me; how’d you get it down so well?

- A Salafi in worship, a Sufi in society, a Secularist in government.

Omarg:
I find it interesting that your response was more about you than it is about the joke. the following is what you wrote about the joke:

What’s scary is how well you can reproduce salafist discourse in parts of your fatwa, especially the parts about the “Arab Muslim nation”.
Here is what you wrote about Omarg:

(I) do that to people too, only (I) keep it a little too real and word later gets back to (me) that they thought (I) was the most fundamentalist in the area, just (my) appearance with trousers past (my) ankles and a goatee and not a full beard throws them off balance. Yup, its scary all right. Are you a burned out salafi like (me); how’d you get it down so well?

I..I…me…I…ad nauseam! Kafana allah shar al ‘Ana’. Shar al ‘ana’ is nothing but narcissism!

Being on a diet, I may only give credance to Thinwas; Fatwas are haram for me.

(this too is facetious)

Center, what the hell is the use of a comments section? I think its rude when people won’t/can’t share a little of themselves with others. I also think its rude when a person uses comments to constantly critique and not share…get the hint?

- A Salafi in worship, a Sufi in society, a Secularist in government.

I’ll take a thinwas myself. Although at my age, there seems little hope that a non-binding legal opinion will have any effect on my prairie bottom.

Omarg,

In your post you used (its rude) twice. you should have written: it is rude or it’s rude. Miss Jackson would call it: grammar malfunction.

so be it; perfection is highly overrated, anyway…

- A Salafi in worship, a Sufi in society, a Secularist in government.

No Omar, I’m not a recovering Salafi, but I’ve heard more than enough of that kind of rhetoric down through the years. I should have used double vowels (“Allaah”, etc.) for a more authentic effect :-) .

double vowels: verily, my ukhti in the deen, in order to show that you are on the minhaaj, verily.

- A Salafi in worship, a Sufi in society, a Secularist in government.

Thats a nice fatwa, judging by its content Nakia sounds sexually frustrated.

Omar G, there are certain words which set my teeth on edge. “Minhaj” is one of them. “Aqida” is another.