Sorry, but I couldn't go to Friday Prayer this week; I was otherwise occupied with regretting something that I ate on Thursday and thought it better not to inflict it on others or create a scene by running to the sink every few minutes… I expect that the patronizers among the readers will attribute my recent writing to being sick, but I assure you it all actually comes from the heart.

Honest reviews of Tucson's Friday prayer, the good, the bad and the ugly will return next Friday, inshallah.