Chicken-Soup

There are certain small joys involved in signing up for Personalized Google News.  I have an "islam" section.  I am supposed to get all news that has the word "islam" in it.  Instead I mainly get opinion pieces on how Islam is the Hungry, Hungry Hippo of our present age or how Islam is the Lite Bright all ages.  In other words, it is useless.  But every so often, I get a gem such as the following story.  It is moments like these that one cherishes because they defy all attempts at understanding.  They are like Zen Koans for Lunatics, or Chicken Soup for the Soul of the Damned.