Strange Green Men Come to Take Me Away

I love the holidays.  By the holidays, I mean any holiday.  My family celebrates every major and minor holiday with a large meal. Holidays, such as Eid, Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter get more than one meal, but other holidays, such as MLK day, Groundhog's Day, Valentine's Day, President's Day, Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day, International Mother's Day, Birthdays, etc...