whiteness

I absolutely love this parody on Chamillionaire's "Catch me ridin dirty" by Weird Al Yankovic, "White and nerdy."

"...I'm nerdy in the extreme/and whiter than sour cream

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance fair/and have my name on my underwear..."

Yup.

I'd been thinking off and on about a Muslim parody on that parody of that song, with a Shukr-style-wearing sister as a lead singer and brothers in thobes, kufis and beards doing backup---in front of a major airport.  And you could have a scene going through the carry-on luggage inspection, with an inspector taking a whole bunch of incriminating items out of the sister's Shukr tote bag: a Quran, Reliance of the Traveller, a flask of Zamzam water, prayer beads, a prayer rug, Quran cassette tapes....